• Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer

Sober Julie

Doing Life....Straight Up!

  • About
    • Advertise/PR Information
    • Life and Recovery Coach
    • Speaking
  • Family
    • Breakfast
    • Home
    • Marriage
    • Motherhood
    • Mind
    • Review & Giveaway
  • Recipes
  • Travel
    • Canada
    • Caribbean
    • Cruise Travel
    • Mexico
    • United States
    • Travel Tips
  • Health
    • Body
    • Mind
    • Spirit
  • Sober Life
    • Alcoholism
    • Sober doesn’t Suck! Readers Stories
    • Submit Your Story of Alcoholism or Addiction
  • Essential Oils
    • dōTERRA Essential Oils
    • Intro to dōTERRA Essential Oils
    • How to Order dōTERRA Essential Oils
    • dōTERRA Starter Kits Canada
    • dōTERRA Starter Kits USA
    • Join My dōTERRA Team
    • dōTERRA Essential Oils Safety
    • Essential Oils DIY/Hacks
You Are Here Home » My Life » Family » Pole Dancing bites me in the rump

March 4, 2011 By SoberJulie 7 Comments

Pole Dancing bites me in the rump

Share Button

So I was downstairs in the family room with my 7 year old, she was swinging in circles around the support beam. She was being silly, laughing, falling over and over as she was spinning. It was obvious she was trying to perfect something??

ME: Syd, what are you doing?

Syd: I’m trying to pole dance Mummy, can you teach me how?

ME (ummmm pause….how the heck do you know the word pole dance??) What is pole dancing?

Syd: Dancing around a pole, you know that Mama

ME (carefully): What makes you think I know that? Who were you talking about pole dancing with?

Syd: Daddy, he said you’re the BEST pole dancer ever (with a totally serious face), come on Mama teach me how

ME: (imagining all the repercussions of this….teachers/friends…ughhh) Syd I don’t know how to dance around a pole but there is a Mayberry pole where there are ribbons tied at the top of a pole, the children each hold a ribbon and skip in a circle around the pole wrapping it up……

I love that hubby thinks I’m a GREAT pole dancer…..but REALLY? She is 7.

Hubby’s sense of humor kills me

Filed Under: Family, Motherhood, My Life, Spirit

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. doggielover says

    March 4, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    LOL!!!

    Reply
  2. Annette says

    March 4, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    So wait..are you really a pole dancer?? ;o)

    Reply
  3. drybottomgirl says

    March 4, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    It's always the quiet ones!!!!! Unfortunately our children know way too much at way too early of an age…I feel virtually prehistoric next to my kids! Have a great weekend…

    Reply
  4. Sober Julie says

    March 5, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    hahaha Annette, I've been known to sway to the beat around a few poles but be certain I was always fully clothed ;) Or at least I think I was ha!My daughter has no understanding of a pole dancer beyond the fact that they dance around a pole thank goodness lol.

    Reply
  5. ILoveMyDogandMy Music says

    March 6, 2011 at 4:51 am

    I want to know too. Are you a pole dancer?

    Reply
  6. Sober Julie says

    April 3, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    Did you notice I'm not telling :)Nahhh honey God didn't see fit for me to EVER have the bod to warrant a public pole dance which would stimulate any person to stuff a dollar down my gstring.

    Reply
  7. Christine aka chancesmommy says

    March 10, 2012 at 10:01 am

    LOL! Too funny! Love it! Next blog conference, I say you demonstrate or at least teach the rest of us how to pole dance :-)

    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Recipe Rating




Primary Sidebar

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube

Archives

Footer

Copyright © 2023 Sober Julie - All Rights Reserved · Privacy Policy

»
«